Oh, The Irony of it All!

The date is not a mistake. I seriously have not contributed to this blog since October 16, 2012. I was not incarcerated nor was I incapable of taking a few moments to share a few musings of my daily existence.  All I have been doing is living my life ... the same life millions of other wives/moms can relate to. I believe that my family has needed me and I have risen to the occasion as best I could. I’ve endured the eye rolls from my daughters and welcomed the reassurances from other moms (and dads) who give it their best every single day.

My husband, Brad, is still beside me in this little matrimonial adventure. In fact, we are approaching our 30^th wedding anniversary this year. I know in today’s society, that alone gives us superhero status. But when we married, it was old school thinking - that whole ‘for better or for worse’ nonsense. From the moment we decided to marry, I think we decided to put the effort and care into a marriage and not a wedding. We took it seriously – we still do.

We are still living in Nova Scotia. Since my last blog, Brad and I have explored the vineyards of California, forced two of our daughters to enjoy the beaches of Florida on a budget and even frolicked as a happy couple in the turquoise waters of Mexico. Okay – frolic may not be true – I mainly floated. But I can pretend I looked like the models in the brochures.

There are so many places where future travels will likely take us. But I think it’s safe to say we are content to be visitors. I think as we age and look towards retirement, the thought of a warmer climate and a maintenance free condo or apartment enters our thoughts. And we likely will downsize at some point ...  but probably to a nice little bungalow with a water view in Nova Scotia. I guess this Bluenoser suffers from Dorothy-itis  – there’s no place like home.

The girls have certainly moved forward in life since the last blog! Emily was just starting grade 12 and now she has graduated Dalhousie Pharmacy School. Rachel has left the nest and is finding her way around the big city of Montreal. And my baby, Colleen, is in her final year of high school and trying to decide which university is ready for her.  How can this even be possible?? I could go in to great detail about their lives – proms, graduations, boyfriends, heartbreaks, friendships, weekend excursions, accidents, girlfriends, challenges, hospitals, relocations, tears and laughter -  but I realize there is a good chance they may read this someday. So I’ll leave it at that and let your imaginations take over the direction of the roadtrips they took.....

To say that 2020 is a typical year would be a huge understatement. 

“Here’s to Making 2020 the Best Year Ever!”

What an idiot I was when I declared this on my Facebook page. (Please stop the snickering. I still can’t quite navigate my way confidently through Twitter or Instagram or Snapchat.) But I thought it had to be better than the previous few years – let your imagination run wild with what possibly could have been wrong from 2012 to 2019. 

As 2020 began, you would think that Australian wildfires killing over a billion animals or a downed jet that killed Canadians or the impeachment trial of a US President (cough) would be enough for one year. But that was only the first month! February came and the locusts swarmed Africa. Okay, so this should definitely have been a red flag, right? But even as tornados and floods wreaked havoc in the world, we all just kept smiling and minding our own business. Even though something was quietly creeping into our lives....

Covid-19. Coronavirus. SARS-CoV-2. No matter what you name it, this is the game changer.

As of today, there are almost 3.3 million cases worldwide and almost a quarter-of-a-million deaths.  And despite what some naysayers want us to believe, it is much worse than the common flu. It has killed far too many people – even the ones who appeared healthy and strong. The worst of it is how people die – without the comfort of their family around them. They die only with the medical staff and essential service people in the hospitals or nursing homes. The families cannot even say goodbye to them respectfully because of social distancing. It is by far the most heart wrenching disease because of all it takes away from both the patient and the family of the dying.

And it is especially sad in our little corner of the world. This was the year we would see Emily graduate from Pharmacy. She had her graduation trip planned to Punta Cana. She accepted a fulltime position and was all smiles. She and Chris were looking towards their future together ... did someone say German Shepherd? But all of this has been changed. She is working lots of hours in a career where customers are unhappy with the drug restrictions placed by the government. She maintains her sanity throughout the process by stepping into her running gear to blow off steam on a trail that is still allowed to be used by the public. She is tough. 

Colleen is my baby. And yes – I probably spoil her. But life hasn’t always been kind to her the last few months. (Again, no explanation as I respect her privacy.) So when she started applying to universities and I saw a bit of genuine happiness beneath her smile, I thought it was all going to be okay. She had lots of options and getting through her last semester of high school was all that stood in her way before moving onward to better times. Her prom dress was bought in December. A trip to Montreal with friends was in the works and it was going to be the best summer of her life. She was looking forward to the Cavendish Beach Festival with friends. And then came Covid-19 and many tears. Online schooling has prevailed. Trying to put up with your parents daily is a challenge when there are no other siblings at home for commiseration. The ball gown sits in her closet. Cavendish has been officially cancelled. And every day she checks how many new cases of Covid-19 there are in Nova Scotia – hoping for a turnaround that isn’t going to come soon enough.

And this takes me to Rachel. I can only describe this child as my heart. It is a strange thing but I have no other way to describe our relationship. She has never taken an easy path in life. She places herself in the  biggest challenges possible. Being in Montreal is right for her and I have accepted that. But Quebec is also the province with the worst Covid-19 outbreak in Canada. Yet the leaders there are allowing the least restrictions. All I want is to put her on a plane back to me and hug her and never let her go....and there’s a reason for this.

Strangely enough, the last time I blogged, I was feeling blessed. Thanksgiving had come and gone and after a torturous few weeks, my doctor confirmed I did not have breast cancer. I was elated. And I was also devastated because my sister-in-law did. We both had our biopsies on the same day and we dreaded what might be on the horizon. Brad quietly lent his strength to me and continued to tell himself both his wife and sister could not possibly have breast cancer at the same time. And although he was overjoyed for me, his heart sank for Cynthia. 

But if cancer ever picked the wrong person, it was Cynthia. She tackled the beast (and the breast) and is stronger than ever. I was amazed by her ability to beat the disease and continue life with normalcy. She continued to be an amazing mom. She ran and exercised and travelled. She laughed --- and I would assume she probably cried a lot. I think Cynthia and I have a shared admiration and respect for each other. We both have three daughters and we both have had to tolerate Brad’s antics for a good portion of our lives. My kids love their Aunt Cynthia ... especially Emily who shares the love of running with both Cynthia and Brad. (I am so glad that they have this common interest so I do not have to go all in on the running thing.)

So what does this all have to do with 2020? 

I found a lump. I had a biopsy. This time it was positive.

I have breast cancer.

I had a lumpectomy and left axillary node clearance. 

And now I’ve started chemotherapy. I will need radiation and another drug by IV called Herceptin until April 2021. And after all that, a pill for at least another five years. If I do all of this the right way, I will decrease my chance of recurrence in the next ten years by almost eighty percent. And that is a reason to listen to my doctors.

And it’s also a reason to hug the crap out of your kids....

But we are living in a time like no other. Social distancing means I can’t hug people who aren’t in the same household. I can’t put Rachel on the plane home. My circle of family and friends can’t visit me – even on those days when I feel sad or sick or depressed. On the days I do feel good and want to venture out, I can only walk in my neighbourhood with my mask on. During chemotherapy, I can’t hold the hand of a friend or family member at the hospital. I go by myself and think of better times ahead. This is my new normal and it's not easy. 

I try to make sense of all of this. And that leads me to a confession.

When I found out that I had cancer, I was not surprised. I knew. Just like I knew I was pregnant before I took the test each time. I’ve only cried a handful of times and have never really felt like it was some kind of injustice. I was more upset seven years ago when I thought I might have cancer. The only thing that weighed heavy on my mind when I was diagnosed was the fear that I wouldn’t be healthy enough to enjoy my daughters’ graduations and celebrations. If Rachel came to visit in the summer, would I be ill and frighten her? I didn’t want cancer to make me weak. Most of all, I didn’t want people to look at me as the mom with cancer because my girls deserve so much more recognition than that.

Enter Covid-19. 

And I no longer had to worry. Suddenly, everything is cancelled. Everyone is staying at home if they are not an essential worker. Staying in my pajamas all day is perfectly acceptable. When I need to go out, I don’t stand out in a crowd because everyone is wearing a mask. And when my hair falls out, everyone will think I just shaved my head like all the other bored quarantined people did. Ironically, I got my wish.

And for that, I am truly sorry.

A Reason to be Thankful

So I have not gone into the witness protection program, in case you were wondering. 

It has been almost 4 months since my last blog!! I kept meaning to write but this invasive thing called life keeps taking over and I just can't find the time for witty musings. The third book in the Fifty Shades series is sadly collecting dust on my bedside table. I'm certain there is a frustrated housewife on my street waiting for me to read it and pass it along. But Anastasia will have to wait.....

School has started again. Emily is in her senior year. Rachel has started high school. And Colleen is in grade 5...and soccer...and basketball...and verging on puberty. For all of these reasons, Brad has increased the wine production in our house. Enough said.

Referring back to my previous blog, I do want to acknowledge my hopes of being bikini ready by Thanksgiving. Luckily the only breasts at the dinner table belonged to the gloriously brined turkey. I have remained - for the most part - on my eating plan. I have had success and am sporting a trimmer version of myself. Being able to pick multiple size 9s off the rack and have everything fit is a great feeling. And for once in my life, I feel as if I can stay in my happy place :)

Thanksgiving dinner remains my favorite event of the year. We had twenty people for dinner and it was a day to share laughter and tears with family. Every year brings different things to be thankful for. And this year has been no exception.

In May, my co-workers shamed me into getting a mammogram. Frankly, I was told they hurt and I was scared I might have a panic attack. But at 46, I really was overdue. So I made the appointment and was scheduled for September 7th. As the day came closer, I thought of lots of reasons not to proceed but Brad delivered me to the hospital and I did it. And guess what? It was fine. In fact, I laughed at how easy it was. I even was a little bit sarcastic about it. Women who thought this hurt must have a very low pain threshold. They obviously never delivered 8 and 1/2 pound babies naturally. I laughed it off and proclaimed I would be ready for my next one because this was easy.

So I got my wish. Two weeks later I had to report to the Dixon Centre for another mammogram. The ladies at work assured me that this was not unusual. I had never had a mammogram until now and they probably just wanted a better look. I also noticed that I was scheduled for an ultrasound that day...was this normal, too? 

Going to the Dixon Centre was emotional. The last time I was there, my Dad got his diagnosis of incurable pancreatic cancer. That was a difficult day. I remember holding his hand while reality sunk in.   It was the worst day of my life. I held my breath and went to the mammography department.

Mammogram number two was a little more detailed. They were only interested in my left breast...personally, I think both are pretty spectacular. Brad waited with me patiently while they checked the images. I was told that all was good and I didn't need to stay for the ultrasound. Woo hoo! Time for my happy dance...I must be okay.

Five days later I am at work and I get a personal call from my family doctor. (Please note that I am not very satisfied with this doctor but find it difficult to find a female doctor who is accepting new patients. She is more interested in looking at her computer than at her patients. Most visits start off with her saying, "And why are you here today"...even when she requests the appointment.) She tells me there is an area that the radiologist would like to investigate. She asks me if I have had back pain or arm pain. She says not to worry because it is probably not cancer but a core biopsy is needed to rule it out. 

The only words that registered were 'biopsy' and 'cancer'. I got up from my desk and took a little breather in the staff room. And then panic set in. All the sudden everything in my left breast started to hurt. I got home from work and checked myself in the mirror and felt every inch of my breast. Nothing. Must be a mistake. Had a glass of wine. Checked again. This is crazy and I'm not laughing anymore.

October 1st was biopsy day. Brad took the day off of work and waited with me. My radiologist's name was Dr. Slip and he looked like he was 18. I told him I felt like a cougar with him handling my breast. I told him not to 'slip up" and called him Dr. Doogie. I asked if they could pierce me while I was frozen because I wanted to be the cool mom on the street. When they said they would be leaving a tattoo for future reference, I asked if they could also tattoo a butterfly or flower on my boob. I pretty much rambled on hysterically...but I had the room laughing and I didn't have a panic attack. 

On the serious side, for those of you who have not had a core biopsy done, I can honestly say that my experience was not as bad as I imagined it would be. Dr. Slip and his assistant were excellent. I could see the lump on the mammogram. They located it quickly and took the tissue samples they needed. I got my post op instructions and headed home. And then the waiting began.

Distraction is good. I had a ladies' wine and cheese night at my home. I took Colleen to soccer and basketball four days a week. I started planning a huge Thanksgiving dinner. I volunteered to take Rachel and her friends anywhere they wanted to go. I busied myself with March Break vacation plans.

Waiting is difficult. Thanksgiving Dinner came and went. I took 10 days vacation. I shopped and indulged in retail therapy. I celebrated my 47th birthday. I went to a pumpkin patch and got lost in a corn maze. I carved some pumpkins. I searched every possible outcome on the internet and cried. And then I drank some red wine and ate a little chocolate. Okay...a lot of chocolate.

October is breast cancer awareness month. I applaud the people who spend countless hours fund raising and promoting this cause. I used to be upset that it got so much attention. My family has a history of stomach and pancreatic cancers...why don't they get the same attention? But now I am feeling grateful for every cent that has gone towards breast cancer. Early detection might save a life. It saved my friend, It saved my aunt. Who else is it going to save?

Today I got my results. I was at work when I got the call from my doctor. I am one of the lucky ones. 

I am okay. 

I am okay. 

I am okay. 

I cried. I hugged the ladies I worked with that urged me to get my first mammogram. I think I breathed for the first time in weeks. The air seemed a little bit sweeter. My kids were a little bit more precious to me. My husband relaxed a bit. The celebration dinner he prepared for us tasted a little bit better. 

I am so grateful. But life is bittersweet. Others aren't so lucky. The anxiety of waiting was exhausting. I can't imagine the pain felt by those who get the confirmation that cancer is now part of their lives. I saw it in my dad's eyes and I will never forget it. I silently pray for those who are fighting the battle.

Please get your mammogram. Don't be scared. Don't procrastinate. Every life is important...especially yours. 

 

Mission Possible

June 24th...summer is here (despite the rain and clouds) and I am not ready. Emily is done school and Rachel needs to make an appearance for her grade 9 graduation ceremony on Wednesday. Her prom is now a thing of the past and she seemed to have a great time with her giggly friends.  Soccer is in full swing for Colleen 3+ nights a week. Brad and I have this week off to make sure the girls get to all their year-end events - maybe we'll even get a chance to see a movie or have a date night...sigh*.

Summer is stresssful...it is no vacation for me. Many of my female friends can empathize with me...it is shorts and sleeveless shirt season. I dread this. And bathing suits...I can't go there. I love autumn...the season of sweaters and jeans. Covering up gives me great comfort...as do the turkey and mashed potatoes. And apple crisp and pumpkin pie with whipped cream...well, you can see how I got to where I am. So I am on my zillionth weight loss mission. If I stay on this plan, I will be ready to slip into my bathing suit by October. This should make for an interesting Thanksgiving dinner.

For as long as I can remember, I have been less than accepting of my shape. It has had its ups and downs...more ups as far as the scale goes. Everytime I think I have a handle on it, I lose sight of my accomplishments and slide on back to the nachos and potato chips. Carbohydrates are my drug of choice and I'm the willing addict. There are worse things to be addicted to, right? I don't use drugs and limit my liquor consumption to wine. (Was 3 glasses with supper too much?) I have friends who are shopping addicts...shoes and purses are their passion. But I crave the carbs...

Brad actually initiated this lifestyle change. He ran the Bluenose Half-Marathon a few weeks ago and realized how tough those extra pounds were to carry for 21 kilometers. I had a hard time just running up and down the streets of Halifax with a 20 pound backpack and Colleen in tow to cheer Emily and him onward and upward to their finish line. My calves and hamstrings were aching for 2 days...how in the hell did I get to this level of unhealthy????? I mean, I was buying large shirts at the clothing boutiques...but they make everything small these days, right? And the size 12 pants were stretching beyond their maximum capacity....but I ignored the warning signs.....

1) People no longer tell you how great you look. They carefully say things like "That's a nice color on you." or "Is that a new shirt? It fits you well." How I translate these comments - "The color matches the redness in your out of breath face." and "Wow... you got something that fits!"
2) You realize the contestants on "The Biggest Loser" already weigh less than you by the 6th week of the show....and they still have 20 weeks to go!
3) You step on the scale and you weigh the same as you did when you were 9 months pregnant. Ouch!

I could continue, but you get the idea.

This eating plan (notice I will not refer to it as a diet as this leads to a negative psychological perception that one is somehow deprived) is going well. This is partly due to the encouragement by coworkers who are also on a self improvement mission. The office manager is already down 2 dress sizes and is my inspiration. We are very similar and we often spend quality time together in her office chatting about our kids and husbands and fear of shorts. She weighs herself once a week at the office....brave lady. I told her that this is not her real weight. Everyone knows that you can subtract at least five pounds from this number. Why? My rules for weighing yourself start the night before. Here are the steps:

1) Do not eat after 6pm the day before you weigh yourself. Your body needs to have all food metabolized for at least 12 hours.
2) Have at least 3 cups of green tea the day before...this helps to detox the body of all unwanted crap. If you really want to eliminate, have dandelion root tea. It tastes disgusting but works like a charm.
3) Do at least 1 hour of cardio activity the night before. This helps burn off more calories, gets rid of water weight and keeps you busy so that you won't think about how much you want to eat the doritos in the cupboard.
4) Only step on the scale after you have gone to the washroom. If you can only do a number one, then avoid the scale at all costs. You need to do a number two...that is good for at least a pound.
5) Step on the scale naked. If you need to shave your legs, do this before you weigh yourself. And if you need a haircut, get one the day before. If you wear glasses, take them off and ask someone you trust to read the number for you.
6) Sometimes when you are nervous, you forget to breathe. You hold your breath and all that air in your lungs could increase your number on the scale. So remember to exhale....I do this in the form of a depressed sigh.
7) Weigh yourself in kilograms. This number is much smaller and makes you feel so much better.

The above steps are essential to achieve the best number on your scale. I don't weigh myself too often because it is difficult to have all these perfect conditions met. So sometimes I get crazy and step on the scale and just subtract the 5 pounds. I then convert the number into my BMI...this is the lowest number possible that charts your weight. I won't disclose my weight or how much I have lost in the last 5 weeks, but my BMI number has gone down 2.8 points.....I am only 2.9 points away from being a normal, healthy weight. This is a good thing.

So if you see me over the summer months, try not to be too stunned by my transformation...I am sure you will be amazed at my new-found-old-me. Be kind and don't offer me the cheesecake...just tell me "Wow! You look great!". ...because isn't that something we all like to hear?

Mother's Day for Dad

March Break is over. Easter has come and gone. Victoria Day weekend will be upon us before we know it. (Time to stock the beer fridge!) Looks as if time marches on whether I like it or not. 

I look forward to next weekend's pampering by my lovely daughters. Mother's Day. It is the one day of the year where I do not get out of bed to make my own cup of coffee. I try my hardest to stay under the covers while I listen to the clanging of the dishes in the kitchen. I sneak into the bathroom to powder my face in case there is a photo taken. I fluff the bedding just right and clear the side table so I have room for the orange juice and pancake syrup. Hopes are high that all will go well and nobody cuts or burns themselves in the excitement. 

Mother's Day has meant different things to me over the years.  As a child, it was the day to honor my mom. She endured soggy cereal, crisp pancakes and instant coffee every year. I labored over haiku poems and school pottery. I remember making ash trays one year! We used it as a candy dish...taking our chances on tooth decay instead of lung cancer. As I grew older, it meant a trip home from the city with some flowers or a pretty scarf. Mom always was gracious in her acceptance of our tokens of love. She still is...  

May 1995 was my first Mother's Day. Brad bought me flowers and we went to a restaurant for brunch. Emily was three months old and I remember her big dark eyes smiling at me from the comfort of her car carrier. Along came Rachel and Colleen and Mother's Day became more interesting every year. I have a box filled with cards and pictures from my girls. I have earrings and necklaces and pretty sweaters that scream mother. Every year, Brad and the girls embark on their quest to make me happy for one full day. Sometimes they succeed and then there are the times things don't quite work. But, I choose to focus on the successes. Strangely enough, the Mother's Day I will remember most focused more on my dad.

May 10, 2009 was Mother's Day. My mom, my sisters and their husbands, my brother and his wife and Brad and I all made our way to Dad's bedside in the hospital to celebrate Mother's Day. We brought Mom gifts and read our cards so Dad could hear. We looked at the trees and flowers budding outside Dad's window. We held his hand and shared childhood stories. I asked Dad which farm our dog went to live on when we were young...Dad did not answer but I think he chuckled. Dad's voice was barely a whisper on this day. But his eyes and his smile could still speak volumes to me.  There was a lot of love in that room. I hope Dad felt it.

Dad passed away the next day. 

In my head, I can hear Dad singing a gospel song. I see him sneaking a hug and kiss from Mom when he was in a particularly good mood. I hear him joking every Mother's Day when I asked him what he got for Mom, "She's not my mother!". When Mom visited me in Ottawa shortly after Emily was born, I remember the tears in Dad's eyes when he saw her again after a whole week without her. I remember Dad getting us out of bed by 9am Saturday mornings to do chores so Mom could sleep in. I remember him slipping me twenty dollars at Christmas time to buy stocking stuffers for Mom. I remember his arm wrapped around Mom's shoulder while Emily played "Let Me Call You Sweetheart' on her violin. These happy moments continue to play on repeat in my mind.

So as all you mothers enjoy your day of indulgence next Sunday, I will be holding a place in my heart for my Dad. Together, he and Mom made a wonderful team. Happy Mother's Day!

Great Expectations

March Break

Monday. So begins another week of routine as the kids return to school after March Break. It didn't go too badly this morning...everyone was in the car by 8:14 am. That's only 9 minutes later than I ask of them and only 4 minutes later than I actually expect of them. I consider this to be a good start to the week.

March Break seems to be the perfect time for our children to let us know we suck at being cool. All their friends were going away...so they said. They found it hard to believe that Brad and I actually worked during their break. It was just another week to us of getting up early, packing lunches and trudging to our offices. We actually expected them to do their chores and to make their own fun for the week. I even made them go to the dentist. I know....insanity.

Truth is, they can't help having these irrational wants. It seems as if everyone takes a family vacation in March except for us. I actually feel guilty that we don't take them to Florida or California. Or on a cruise. Or New York City for shopping and a Broadway show. Or even skiing...which I would not enjoy but would gladly sit in the chalet drinking a special coffee. We just can't seem to save the money to afford a vacation for a family of five. We would have been much further ahead having two kids...that third one costs us a bundle. But we're too fond of all three to dump one now.

I remember March Break as being pretty low key when I was in school. Is it just me or did March seemed colder and snowier than it is now? We went tobogganing down the neighbor's hill or skating on the bog. If we were lucky, we might go visit our Gumpy and Nanny in Mahone Bay. Gumpy would buy us a treat and Nanny would dig out a treasure for us. (That was always a source of entertainment...once I got a pair of used slippers. They were a ladies 10 and I was about 9 years old. She said I would grow in to them.) And if we were really well behaved, we might go to Bridgewater on Friday night and hang out at the mall. Good times...

If we did go on a family vacation, it was done on a budget and only happened in the summer. We would take road trips to New Brunswick or Prince Edward Island. Mom packed a cooler full of sandwiches and drinks. We stopped at picnic rest stops to stretch our legs. Dad would start looking for a Motor Inn around 5pm and by 9pm he was usually successful. The motel needed to meet basic requirements - clean bedding and a decent bathtub in case Mom wanted to have a bath. I guess this was Dad's way of saying he loved her and wanted her to have a bubble bath after spending 10 hours in the car with four whiny kids.

Needless to say, we never went to Disney World when we were kids. I went to Orlando for the first time in 1990. I was twenty four and had won the trip. I was there for 5 days in the midst of late April humidity and broke out in a heat rash. I waited in very long lineups to go on 2 minute rides. I was underwhelmed with Sleeping Beauty's castle and was creeped out eating seafood in the restaurant while sea creatures swam around us. There were a few memorable moments. The Polynesian Resort show was amazing and I loved the Indiana Jones spectacular. Space Mountain was thrilling but, overall, I was glad the trip was free.

So despite not going away during March Break, I tried my best to give the kids the things they wanted. I gave Rachel her privacy. She slept in really late (her favorite thing) and I took her and her friends shopping to places they wanted to go. I gave Colleen my undivided attention. I took her shopping and we saw "The Lorax" in 3D...even though my bifocals were not very agreeable. She ate unlimited amounts of junk food and felt sick for much of the week. I gave Emily her freedom. She spent most of her time with the few friends who didn't go away and she picked up extra work hours.

So even though we aren't cool parents who take their kids on expensive vacations, I hope our girls realize that sometimes it's nice to just relax. We didn't have to worry about luggage or passports or sunscreen. We didn't need to wait for an airplane or wonder about the quality of the food or water that was in front of us. We ordered from restaurants we knew and slept in our own comfy beds. Hopefully, they will lower their expectations and enjoy what they have. But it is more likely they will say the same thing next March - "You never take us anywhere!!"
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Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice

I am coming to the end of a chaotic week. When you have children, you need to sacrifice your free time. The laundry is piling up around me and the soap scum in the shower is looming. Meals have been ordered or picked up at Sobeys all week. I don't know who took the dog out last. But to hell with it all. I have birthday parties to plan, science fair supplies to buy and basketball tournaments to deal with.

My youngest, Colleen, turned 10 years old this week. She has moved into the 'tween' years. Two weeks ago, I booked a dance studio for her party and designed invitations for her to distribute. She labored over whom she should invite but finally made her choices. Unfortunately, I forgot about the over-booked schedules of her classmates. When you are dealing with cheerleaders, basketball players, soccer stars and dancers, you need to consult with their team websites to check out what possible competitions might be getting in the way of having a birthday party. Times sure have changed! Yup, when I was a kid, nothing would get in the way of free cake and treat bags! I didn't even care if I knew the birthday girl or boy...I would never say no to a party!  

But the kids today are different. Life is competitive and they don't want to miss an opportunity to shine even if it means missing free food and gifts. On Thursday, we decided to postpone the party. I negotiated with the dance studio and stayed up until eleven-thirty that night to make new invitations for Colleen to give to her friends the next day. So of course she forgot to hand then out. I then spent a lot of time figuring out how to get in touch with the parents of kids I don't know. This was not an easy task but no one showed up on the wrong day so I am relieved. Now, let's hope that parents are kind enough to honor the RSVP on the new invitations...if Colleen remembers to hand them out.

To be honest, postponing the event was a relief. Colleen also had a four day basketball tournament that we were trying to work around. This was a big deal for her. She joined basketball late in the year. As Colleen would tell you, I was forcing her to take martial arts and it caused a conflict with the basketball schedule. After much lamenting about how "lame" and "boring" tae kwan do was, I caved and let her start basketball in November. The only problem was that the club rules prevented her from playing in regular season games. But her friend Amie was keen on having her join so she practiced three hours a week with the team and made some new friends. This made me proud because most kids would say 'no thanks' to practicing hard and not having the glory of competing.

The regular season ended three weeks ago so this week marked her debut in a real game and my first look at league basketball. The girls in her division were all between eight and ten years old. They came in many shapes and sizes and well equipped with many family members. I had the opportunity to see these lovely girls when they weren't on the court. They were silly and sweet. They liked glitter makeup and hairbands. They wore crazy socks and carried cute stuffed animals. They were typical girls...until game time.

Suddenly, they were in it to win it. They were grabbing arms and legs and rolling around on the floor more than the dust bunnies in my closet. There were whistles blowing and hands flailing for a very, very long time. I was quite taken aback at the aggressive behavior I was witnessing. I admit that I was never good at team sports. I always lacked the coordination needed and quite frankly, wasn't keen on sweating and dressing in unflattering uniforms. But I do remember a few things about basketball and this seemed more like indoor rugby. These girls were willing to do anything they could to steal the ball. They drew fouls and some came close to being put out of the game.

It was evident that Colleen was still learning the game. She looked a bit lost at times. It took the coach a few times screaming ”Stay out of the key!!!!" before she realized that Colleen had no idea what that was. But my girl didn't give up. She played as hard as she could. She stole the ball and even scored a few baskets. She posted the first three points of their fourth game and even earned a player of the game award. She had a few breakaways but missed her lay ups. She sunk four foul shots and managed to only have two fouls against her in five games. The effort her team put forth took them to the championship game!

This morning she woke up sick. With a 100.8 degree fever and sore throat she lamented to me  "I need to play for the championship, Mom". So pumped up on Tylenol, protein shakes, oranges and water, she played. She may not have had her best game, but she wasn't going to let her team down. It looked as if their opponents were going to run away with the win but our little Celtics fought back and came within two points! In those last thirty seconds, there were a lot of crazy parents in the elementary school gym screaming "Shoot the ball!".... and there may be a strong argument that I made the top ten list of crazy. 

But it was not to be. The game ended and they got their silver medals and they congratulated the other team. They took team pictures and they may have cried a tear or two. But then they hugged each other and picked up their stuffed toys and dolls and were little girls again. Colleen snuggled up in the back seat on the way home and critiqued her performance. Maybe next year.....

We got home at 3:30 and she has been in bed ever since. Her job is done and now she has allowed herself to give in to the nasty virus. She is cuddled up with her unicorn pillow pal (a birthday gift from Daddy) and her magic bag. She is ready to be my baby again, letting me hug her and bring her chicken soup and crackers and juice and Tylenol. She is sugar and spice and everything nice...with  her basketball under her covers.

Seventeen

This week marked the seventeenth birthday of our beautiful daughter Emily. I could swear that she just took her first steps a week ago yesterday...but I guess I'd be wrong. I try to put a humorous touch on all that I blog but today I am feeling very emotional.

Children are truly a blessing. Sadly, the stresses of everyday life sometime overshadow the truly important moments. I love my three girls...and on Emily's seventeenth birthday, I think it is a good time to offer a few apologies.

Dear Emily,
When you were just a baby, I was very upset that I never got more than four hours of sleep at a time. I should have been grateful that you had a healthy appetite and healthy lungs...too many parents wait for the day that an unhealthy baby can be taken home to eat on its own...and they long to hear a cry that says "I'm hungry"...instead of a whimper that says "I'm sick".

When you were a toddler, I yelled at you for writing over yourself with permanent marker. I should have been watching you with great care instead of doing housework. I should have taken the time to colour with you and forget about the chores of the day. I should have been squishing playdoh through my fingers and making macaroni picture frames instead of macaroni casserole.

From the age of four to twelve, I am sorry I didn't pay attention to you more. Being so busy with Rachel and then Colleen, the years slipped by. I know you played soccer, took swimming lessons, ran cross-country, took dance classes, tried gymnastics, had numerous sleepovers and got straight A's in school. All the sudden you were at your grade six graduation ceremony and I realized you were growing up.

When you were twelve, we moved you away from all your friends and you had to start junior high school without knowing a single person. I cried when I watched you stand by yourself in a crowd of kids already huddled together in little groups. If I haven't told you before, you amazed me with your confidence. I may have been critical of your choice in friends, but I should have been happy that you weren't sitting alone in your room without anyone to share your secrets with.

When you were fourteen, I am sorry I wasn't more available to you. Your Grampy was sick and I forgot about your needs. The things you did were cries for attention. I should have hugged you more and punished you less. Losing someone you love is difficult. I am lucky I didn't lose you.

When you were sixteen, I wish I had lent you my ear more. Your heart was breaking over a boy. I should have hated him, too. I hate him now, if that helps. And I love you more.

Now you are seventeen. The last few weeks have had lots of ups and downs. I have not handled my emotions very well. So this is my apology. You are important. You make me proud in so many ways. I believe in you and know you will make a difference in this world. You are a loving sister and a trusted friend to so many.

Think of the one thing you love the most and then multiply it by a million. That is almost half as much as I love you and your sisters. I hope you will know that kind of love in your future.

Be happy. Be yourself. Be patient. Be kind. Be willing to take chances. And always know you are loved.

Happy birthday, Emily.